It’s da BOM!

Bom radar

It’s da bomb! (last night’s rainstorm)

In my office building, as soon as I hear rain on the roof, I get all excited and rush to my computer screen. Yes, you’d think I’d go to the nearest window, but they’re all up the other end of the office and as the receptionist, it’s preferred that I’m at my desk to answer the phone and greet visitors (they let me off my leash for short toilet breaks, otherwise it’d get too messy).

No, in all fairness, I’m treated pretty well at work, apart from a distinct lack of windows in my region of the office. It’s just that like many others in our (occasionally) fair city, I’m obsessed with the weather, and therefore with the BOM.

In Melbourne, a very popular pastime is consulting the BOM. No, it’s not really an object of mass destruction (unless it shows black, which means all hell is about to break loose), but the Bureau of Meteorology’s online rain radar. Except if it’s your wedding day, it’s a sad moment when the BOM radar shows all clear. We like it colourful. Mild blue and green is lighter rain, then the colour rating moves up to the more exciting yellow and exhilarating orange, before hitting blood-tingling red and then deepening to the distinctly threatening dark brown and then hellish black:

BOM rain rate graphics

Hmm, yes, we are a bit obsessed!

But Melbourne is rightly famous for its changing weather.  It can be 40 degrees C (104F) by lunchtime, then drop  20 degrees in an hour or two, plus start a downpour – a cold one, not a tropical one. Occasionally this is accompanied by hail and/or howling winds.

It was changing a lot even before climate change reared its ugly head.  Now it seems to have added a few extra seasons onto the official four that the European settlers pasted onto the Australian calendar – perhaps it’s added even more than the seven or so seasons which our indigenous people recognise.

Crowded House allegedly wrote their song ‘Four Seasons In One Day’ partly due to Melbourne’s eccentric weather patterns – naturally we Aussies hold it close to our hearts as proof our city’s weather is special; and naturally the New Zealanders hold it close to their hearts because lead singer/songwriter Neil Finn is a Kiwi. And like our shared favourite subjects of rugby, cricket and almost every champion racehorse and actor to escape NZ’s shores, the two countries will continue to debate this ad nauseum 😉

Melbourne Cup puddles

From Getty Images/

However, we can rightly say that for Melbourne Cup time, in late spring when the roses start flowering, visitors should not worry so much about how their fashion looks and more about whether it’s waterproof, sweatproof and hailproof. Umbrellas are optional, they may blow away. Bring a blanket, sunscreen AND gumboots (Wellingtons, galoshes, rubber boots), or someone to carry you through the mud.

And even while we celebrate the race that stops a nation, we’ll watch the TV images gleefully and say, huh, that’s Melbourne for you!

It’s da bomb, alright 🙂

About carolynswriting

Author, Menagerie Manager, 9-5er. Love my writing, my family and other animals, my friends, and even my job :)
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2 Responses to It’s da BOM!

  1. Great post! Educational and entertaining at the same time 😊Made me smile, especially the part about European settlers pasting seasons into the calendar 😉

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    • Thank you Yusra! The seasons are even more upside down in Australia these days, more confusing again than it was for the early settlers (and every immigrant since from the northern hemisphere) 😉


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